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December 23, 2008

ORNAMENTS

Its this time of year i love the best when i can dig out everything and decorate what i love best is my christmas tree putting all the lights and beautiful ornaments on it and putting a special Angel on the top,bows and beaded ropes then plugging in the lights and watching it light the room with a glow sometimes i will just sit in awe of how beautiful it all comes together but what makes it even more special is when a diapered baby drops by to help me do all of this. HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE DORIS
December 22, 2008

Checking His List

You know who is watching you, it’s Santa. And not only is he watching you, he has his famous list out and is checking it not once but twice. Which list are you on? The nice list or the naughty list? I have a feeling that most of you are on the naughty but nice list 🙂 . Happy Holidays, Candy 1-888-430-2010
December 22, 2008

Checking His List

You know who is watching you, it’s Santa. And not only is he watching you, he has his famous list out and is checking it not once but twice. Which list are you on? The nice list or the naughty list? I have a feeling that most of you are on the naughty but nice list 🙂 . Happy Holidays, Candy 1-888-430-2010
December 21, 2008

Merry Christmas!

Snoopy is getting ready for Christmas and decorating his house! Hope all u abies have been good. Mommy Sara will gladly hand out spankins to those who have not! <img src=’‘ alt=” class=’alignnone’ />
December 21, 2008

Merry Christmas!

Snoopy is getting ready for Christmas and decorating his house! Hope all u abies have been good. Mommy Sara will gladly hand out spankins to those who have not! <img src=’‘ alt=” class=’alignnone’ />
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid […]
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid […]
December 19, 2008

I found this really funny site where you enter all these different words it asks for then it generates a letter to Santa. Here is my letter: Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. It really wasn’t my fault what happened at Stacie’s Christmas party. It was Minnie who spiked the punch with too much formula. I can’t help it if I drank 2 glasses. It was so good—smelled and tasted just like pine. I thought it was funny when I put scarlet’s jacket on my head and danced the chicken on the crib while singing `maneater’. I didn’t mean to break Stacie’s radio and don’t know why Stacie would sue me for stalking. I don’t remember calling DaddyPaul’s wife a fancy cow—even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and pink lipstick! And when I threw up on Madison’s husband’s leg, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my jeep through my neighbor’s bedroom. I don’t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a happy cat and have me arrested for stealing! So, Santa…here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all adorable and graceful. And I’m really not to […]
December 19, 2008

CHRISTMAS WISH

I have been getting alot of questions about what i would like or need for Christmas well i searched and looked so i could give my answer to all who have ask that question.Well i found what i would like so here it is think anyone can get me this.*giggles* MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL MY LITTLE DIAPERED BABIES AND SISSIES. Minnie
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