December 19, 2008
I think Santa Claus is a woman
December 19, 2008

I found this really funny site where you enter all these different words it asks for then it generates a letter to Santa. Here is my letter:

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn’t my fault what happened at Stacie’s Christmas party. It was Minnie who spiked the punch with too much formula. I can’t help it if I drank 2 glasses. It was so good—smelled and tasted just like pine.

I thought it was funny when I put scarlet’s jacket on my head and danced the chicken on the crib while singing `maneater’. I didn’t mean to break Stacie’s radio and don’t know why Stacie would sue me for stalking.

I don’t remember calling DaddyPaul’s wife a fancy cow—even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and pink lipstick!

And when I threw up on Madison’s husband’s leg, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my jeep through my neighbor’s bedroom. I don’t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a happy cat and have me arrested for stealing!

So, Santa…here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all adorable and graceful. And I’m really not to blame for any of this interesting stuff. Please bring me what I want the most—bail money!

Sincerely and beautifully yours,
Janey (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It’s only 24 bucks!

Although I gotta tell ya, it could happen in our chatroom, heehee.

Hope all you  little ones are being good for Santa.

Little Janey

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